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Beiste's Statistics
Sep. 8th, 2030 08:47 pm( Read more... )
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Dec. 25th, 2011 08:23 pm[Beiste would feel bad leaving anyone out, so anybody who doesn't find a personalized present outside their door is getting a warm pair of gloves and a hat.]
( OOC List of Presents )
( OOC List of Presents )
[The video flicks on, and if anyone cared to look very closely, they'd probably pick up on the fact that something was, well, off about one Shannon Beiste.
Mostly, the fact that she's smirking.]
So, you guys notice something lately? 'cause I sure have.
[She cracks her knuckles.]
This place is just crawlin' with losers. And I reckon there's something we oughta be doin' about that, hm?
[Smirksmirksmirk.]
I s'pose you should go ahead and take this as a warning. Alright? Alright.
Mostly, the fact that she's smirking.]
So, you guys notice something lately? 'cause I sure have.
[She cracks her knuckles.]
This place is just crawlin' with losers. And I reckon there's something we oughta be doin' about that, hm?
[Smirksmirksmirk.]
I s'pose you should go ahead and take this as a warning. Alright? Alright.
Accidental Video 010
Nov. 12th, 2011 04:57 pm[A small, slightly stocky child in a dress sits against a wall in one of the hallways. It's clear she doesn't know she's being recorded. Soft, pitiful sniffles can be heard. If her damp face is any indication, she's been crying for a while.
For how upset she is, she's being awfully quiet about it.
The girl rubs her nose on the collar of her dress and scuffs her shoes on the floor.]
For how upset she is, she's being awfully quiet about it.
The girl rubs her nose on the collar of her dress and scuffs her shoes on the floor.]
[A slightly frazzled looking Beiste appears on screen, running a hand through her hair before she even begins to speak.]
Okay, so, I waited, and it don't seem like that Bhamba wingnut-- uh, guy is coming back anytime soon. I found one of the baby crocodiles though, so I guess I was just wonderin' if anybody else found the others.
That and uh, how do you take care of one of these things? This one-- Roberta, I guess --she eats just about any kinda meat I give her, but I figure there's probably one kind I should be using, right?
[CONFESSION TIME: Bhamba probably took better care of them than she could. Whoops.]
Okay, so, I waited, and it don't seem like that Bhamba wingnut-- uh, guy is coming back anytime soon. I found one of the baby crocodiles though, so I guess I was just wonderin' if anybody else found the others.
That and uh, how do you take care of one of these things? This one-- Roberta, I guess --she eats just about any kinda meat I give her, but I figure there's probably one kind I should be using, right?
[CONFESSION TIME: Bhamba probably took better care of them than she could. Whoops.]
We might have to do some damage control here.
[Well. That event was...chaotic. Someone's gotta check in on her kids.]
Alright, after all that I figure I need to get a headcount and a heart count, just in case anybody's fightin' too much. So uh, glee kids? Troll kids? Everybody else? How're y'all holdin' up? Private messages are certainly welcome. Lord knows, nobody wants to start any more drama up.
Just let me know how you're doin' now that the angry possums in your drawers are out and roamin'.
Alright, after all that I figure I need to get a headcount and a heart count, just in case anybody's fightin' too much. So uh, glee kids? Troll kids? Everybody else? How're y'all holdin' up? Private messages are certainly welcome. Lord knows, nobody wants to start any more drama up.
Just let me know how you're doin' now that the angry possums in your drawers are out and roamin'.
[I ain't no fancy PI with the glamorous, fill 'em with daylight life you always hear about in the papes, but I'm still important. Sometimes I'm all that keeps this stupid place from fallin' to the wayside.
The name's Officer Shannon Beiste, and my beat is my baby and if you spit in my baby's eye, I spit in yours.]
((ooc: basically she is patrolling :D; feel free to COMMIT CRIMES in front of her))
The name's Officer Shannon Beiste, and my beat is my baby and if you spit in my baby's eye, I spit in yours.]
((ooc: basically she is patrolling :D; feel free to COMMIT CRIMES in front of her))
