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[The video flicks on, and if anyone cared to look very closely, they'd probably pick up on the fact that something was, well, off about one Shannon Beiste.
Mostly, the fact that she's smirking.]
So, you guys notice something lately? 'cause I sure have.
[She cracks her knuckles.]
This place is just crawlin' with losers. And I reckon there's something we oughta be doin' about that, hm?
[Smirksmirksmirk.]
I s'pose you should go ahead and take this as a warning. Alright? Alright.
Mostly, the fact that she's smirking.]
So, you guys notice something lately? 'cause I sure have.
[She cracks her knuckles.]
This place is just crawlin' with losers. And I reckon there's something we oughta be doin' about that, hm?
[Smirksmirksmirk.]
I s'pose you should go ahead and take this as a warning. Alright? Alright.
Accidental Video 010
Nov. 12th, 2011 04:57 pm[A small, slightly stocky child in a dress sits against a wall in one of the hallways. It's clear she doesn't know she's being recorded. Soft, pitiful sniffles can be heard. If her damp face is any indication, she's been crying for a while.
For how upset she is, she's being awfully quiet about it.
The girl rubs her nose on the collar of her dress and scuffs her shoes on the floor.]
For how upset she is, she's being awfully quiet about it.
The girl rubs her nose on the collar of her dress and scuffs her shoes on the floor.]
[A slightly frazzled looking Beiste appears on screen, running a hand through her hair before she even begins to speak.]
Okay, so, I waited, and it don't seem like that Bhamba wingnut-- uh, guy is coming back anytime soon. I found one of the baby crocodiles though, so I guess I was just wonderin' if anybody else found the others.
That and uh, how do you take care of one of these things? This one-- Roberta, I guess --she eats just about any kinda meat I give her, but I figure there's probably one kind I should be using, right?
[CONFESSION TIME: Bhamba probably took better care of them than she could. Whoops.]
Okay, so, I waited, and it don't seem like that Bhamba wingnut-- uh, guy is coming back anytime soon. I found one of the baby crocodiles though, so I guess I was just wonderin' if anybody else found the others.
That and uh, how do you take care of one of these things? This one-- Roberta, I guess --she eats just about any kinda meat I give her, but I figure there's probably one kind I should be using, right?
[CONFESSION TIME: Bhamba probably took better care of them than she could. Whoops.]
We might have to do some damage control here.
(Accidental) Video 5
May. 31st, 2011 11:49 pm[Beiste's not the type to broadcast her emotions, so it's pretty clear from the get go this is an accidental taping. Shannon is sitting on her bed, hugging a pillow, and though it's clear she hasn't been and isn't really about to cry, the possibility still sort of hangs in the air around her.
Nothing much else happens before the video clicks off. Feel free to message or visit.]
Nothing much else happens before the video clicks off. Feel free to message or visit.]
[So someone's not too disturbed by this event. In fact, she's kind of amused.]
Alright, I know I've been a little quiet lately, so I got someone here to help me apologize.
[She holds up a 12-inch tall, Will Schuester Singing Action Figure(TM). Not exactly hiding her amusement, she depresses the button on the back of his neck with her thumb. A crackly yet distinctly Willish voice emanates from the doll:]
Well, I wouldn't call it a mancrush. Steve Perry is just amazingly talented!
[Beiste is too busy laughing to notice that the doll is, in fact, moving. To look at her. By spinning its head all the way around.
But seriously, this thing is great, right? She might not care even if she did see it. She puts the doll down again, smirking at the camera.]
Just thought you glee kids would get a kick out of that, frankly.
Alright, I know I've been a little quiet lately, so I got someone here to help me apologize.
[She holds up a 12-inch tall, Will Schuester Singing Action Figure(TM). Not exactly hiding her amusement, she depresses the button on the back of his neck with her thumb. A crackly yet distinctly Willish voice emanates from the doll:]
Well, I wouldn't call it a mancrush. Steve Perry is just amazingly talented!
[Beiste is too busy laughing to notice that the doll is, in fact, moving. To look at her. By spinning its head all the way around.
But seriously, this thing is great, right? She might not care even if she did see it. She puts the doll down again, smirking at the camera.]
Just thought you glee kids would get a kick out of that, frankly.
[On screen is the image of someone who, while confident, is not all that at home being video taped or anything. But this is important so, well, here goes.]
So I've heard there's some kids from McKinley here. I'd appreciate it if y'all would sound off.
[She's adjusted well enough that she's not asking questions and denying the existence of this place but, well. She'd feel better if she knew who all was here from back home.]
Humor me, alright?
So I've heard there's some kids from McKinley here. I'd appreciate it if y'all would sound off.
[She's adjusted well enough that she's not asking questions and denying the existence of this place but, well. She'd feel better if she knew who all was here from back home.]
Humor me, alright?
Entry 001 [video]
Dec. 25th, 2010 01:43 am[Have some muttering:]
This blackberry piece of crap, how do I—oh.
Uh, hi? Am I coming through okay? Technology’s not exactly my thing so if this is garbled, you know, just holler.
Assuming anyone’s on the other end of this thing…
Gotta be honest, here: I don’t know where I am and if I were the scaring type, I’d be mighty scared right now. Somebody wanna tell me what’s going on?
This blackberry piece of crap, how do I—oh.
Uh, hi? Am I coming through okay? Technology’s not exactly my thing so if this is garbled, you know, just holler.
Assuming anyone’s on the other end of this thing…
Gotta be honest, here: I don’t know where I am and if I were the scaring type, I’d be mighty scared right now. Somebody wanna tell me what’s going on?
