Video 011

[usskickass]

[The video flicks on, and if anyone cared to look very closely, they'd probably pick up on the fact that something was, well, off about one Shannon Beiste.

Mostly, the fact that she's smirking.]

So, you guys notice something lately? 'cause I sure have.

[She cracks her knuckles.]

This place is just crawlin' with losers. And I reckon there's something we oughta be doin' about that, hm?

[Smirksmirksmirk.]

I s'pose you should go ahead and take this as a warning. Alright? Alright.

Comments

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Like, a warning of what?

[Poland might be a loser--he's too gay and too crossdress-y not to be--but he's not one to take shit lying down.]

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

That if any of you freaks decide to get uppity, you'll have to deal with me.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Is that, like, a declaration of war? 'Cause I'm like, just saying, you so don't wanna go there.

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Well, we don't need to have a war if you remember where your place is, blondie.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Way generous of you, but babe, I am not an appeaser.

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Don't make up words, loser.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[He puts his hands on his hips.]

Just 'cause you don't know a word doesn't mean I made it up, you know~

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it kinda does.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Newsflash, dzwica--No.

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

You like to make stuff up, don'tcha?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Not as much as whoever came up with all the junk you've been talking about today!

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Well, it's less junky then your face.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Classy. You like, wanna say that in arm's reach of me?

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Nope. Might catch your cooties.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

[Poland just starts laughing. Enjoy being mocked by a total loser?]

Ohmigod. Seriously? Like, that's the best you've got?

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

[>:|]

Watch it, country-boy. Or should I say girl?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Whoa! Whoa. I'm like, not a girl, okay?

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

[There's only room in these parts for ONE gender ambiguous person, clearly!]

You sure? You're tiny like a girl.

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Way sure. I mean, like, you're big like an ox, but...

[Oh, they're going to feel awkward about this post-event.]

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Come again?

[Yuuuuuuuuuuuup.]

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Why don't you like, lumber a little closer so you can hear?

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

That's it! Where are you?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

You're totally kidding me, right?

[You have to annoy him a little more before he'll--I mean, of course he won't just give that away!]

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Afraid?

[reckless-eagle.livejournal.com]

Um, why would I be?