VIDEO 006

[usskickass]

[Well. That event was...chaotic. Someone's gotta check in on her kids.]

Alright, after all that I figure I need to get a headcount and a heart count, just in case anybody's fightin' too much. So uh, glee kids? Troll kids? Everybody else? How're y'all holdin' up? Private messages are certainly welcome. Lord knows, nobody wants to start any more drama up.

Just let me know how you're doin' now that the angry possums in your drawers are out and roamin'.

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[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Hey, Coach.

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[usskickass.livejournal.com]

You doin' alright there, Puckerman?

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[forevercapslock.livejournal.com]

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[usskickass.livejournal.com]

What does what mean?

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

[Uh. Wow. That's actually a hard question for him to answer, but he gives it his best shot.]

I'm surviving.

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[misspouncellor.livejournal.com]

:33 < i dont have any heads or hearts here shannonbeast :OO
:33 < but maybe i could hunt something fur you

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[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Good to hear.

Anything broken?

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, just, everybody's hormones were out of whack and we had your, uh, quadrants of love 'n' hate and all...

But now they're gone?

The possums are all out of y'alls pants.

[She doesn't see how this is confusing, really.]

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[usskickass.livejournal.com]

...Uh. That ain't quite what I meant. I meant like, I wanna know how many people are still here-- apparently that Strider kid went missing? That's a headcount. And, uh, the heart count thing was just a play on words. I'm just hopin' everyone's feeling okay. I can imagine there're some broken hearts lyin' around here after that whole mess.

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Not literally.

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Nope.

I kinda just sat around and watched this place go crazy. Guess it's over now, though.

[He's got a reason for wanting this to be private. It's more of a safety measure than anything.]

[misspouncellor.livejournal.com]

:33 < oh :((
:33 < i hope hes not upset about me chasing all the featherbeasts away
:33 < *ac sighs d33ply*
:33 < i did not appurrve of that event :((

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[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Seems to be. I'm surprised you managed to stay out of trouble, though. It felt like everybody was getting twisted up in it.

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

You mean you guys really wanna kill each other over girlfriends and boyfriends all the time?

[Okay it's not a HUGE step up from regular teenagers, but still!]

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

I doubt it's anything anybody did. People pop in and out of here everyday.

I kinda caught wind of what happened there. You didn't, uh, get hurt physically or anything, right?

[misspouncellor.livejournal.com]

:33 < no, i am unscathed and unscratched
:33 < but i think i may have lost two pals beclaws of what happened

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[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

HOW DO 1 OBT41N 4NGRY RO4M1NG 34RTH POSSUMS
TH1S 1S R3L3V4NT TO MY 1NT3R3STS
MY HOPB34ST N33DS 4 FR13ND

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[usskickass.livejournal.com]

It just seems like a lot of wasted energy, really. Don't you guys have better things to worry about?

[usskickass.livejournal.com]

Really? You sure it ain't somethin' they'll understand now that the event is over?

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[usskickass.livejournal.com]

It's a metaphor, girlie.

babbies forever

[turn4bout.livejournal.com]

M3T4PHOR1C4L RO4M1NG 34RTH POSSUMB34STS
M4N, YOU HUM4NS L1K3 TO M4K3 TH1NGS UNN3C3SS4R1LY COMPL1C4T3D

[misspouncellor.livejournal.com]

:33 < things will probably still be the same
:33 < karkitty and i are not meant fur each other
:33 < the event proved it
:33 < he has terezi fur his matesprit
:33 < and he s33ms to tolerate her much better

[epiccombo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. I'm kind of an idiot but I'm not that stupid.

[He tries really hard to look indifferent.]

Have you heard anything from the others?

[He means the glee kids.]